THINGS ARE VERY WRONG IN THE WORLD OF CHEESE 

Hmm…what does one do with all that extra milk Mommy pumped? New York chef, Daniel Angerer, actually made cheese out his wife’s breast milk.  If that isn’t f*cked up enough, he’s serving it with figs and Hungarian pepper at his restaurant, Klee Brasserie.  I [...]

THE CALIFORNIAN VERSION OF “LES MISERABLES”

A California man, Robert Ferguson, was sentenced to 8 years in prison for stealing a bag of shredded cheese.  He was nearly given life in prison, due to California’s 3-strikes law, but a psychiatrist’s report resulted in a reduced sentence.  OK, so what if this guy spent [...]

Due to the overwhelming numbers of comments in my last post, I offer you fans a way to win my most prized possession: A Munster that Vercingetorix carried under his armpit in the battle of Alesia (drooling…mmmm). But you must be worthy of it! I won’t give away the Holy Grail of Cheese to [...]

I hate themes, even though there appears to be a zombie theme, cheese news theme and stoopid people theme to all of my blogs.  In my defense, zombies are awesome, cheese is the meaning of life and there are just so many ridiculously stupid people in this world, the majority [...]

IT WAS A SAD DAY FOR CHEESE LOVERS EVERYWHERE

A couple face drug and burglary charges after being arrested for a cheese heist in Manawatu, New Zealand.   The arrests ensued after a rail worker spotted people acting suspiciously on a track near Halcombe.  A police spokesperson said “After the train, which had been carrying [...]

So, here I sit, checking out cheese news – verrrrry slow week – trying to figure out what I’d like to write about when suddenly it hits me.  I am soooooooooo stoopid.

Let me start by saying that I have had an extremely crazy busy week and weekend.  Work has been ridiculously hectic and I’ve been [...]

Thanks to our fantastically awesome new banner, I felt that it was cause to celebrate.  I even did a job for a friend this past weekend and was paid in cheese (seriously, I insist my friends pay me in cheese when I fix their computers). It would suck however if my employer paid me [...]

…Banner!

You may have noticed our new banner. Yes, I finally found something to replace that lame cityscape.  I was walking to work one morning when, just around the corner from the bar of deep and meaningful conversations, what do I spot on this abandoned, boarded-up garage?  Cheese graffiti.  Sigh.  I wept at the sheer [...]

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOUR CHEESE INTAKE!

Ok people, it is time for a revolution!  We must all stand up against tyrannical (read ignorant) supermarket employees who decide to play God!

In Bedford, England, a woman was told that she couldn’t have an unpasteurised cheddar (mmmmm…cheddar) because she was pregnant.  The twit behind the deli [...]

MAN CUTS A DEAL, DOESN’T CUT THE CHEESE

This week’s news story on cheese comes from Aspen, Colorado,  where you don’t mess with another man’s cheese.

Jon Douglas Williams pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor false-imprisonment charge on Tuesday as part of a plea agreement.   In August, Williams was arrested for threatening his roommate with a [...]