I hate themes, even though there appears to be a zombie theme, cheese news theme and stoopid people theme to all of my blogs.  In my defense, zombies are awesome, cheese is the meaning of life and there are just so many ridiculously stupid people in this world, the majority [...]

A boy child with H1N1 went mising from the planet after winning the Nigerian lotery.  Please sign this petition to have the United Federation of Planets of the Apes finally get off their butts to find him.

Ok, so I have obviously exaggerated and you knew immediately that this was not a [...]